compatibility
allen,
i looked at the email newsletter with a calculator i found in a dumpster that’s from 1986 and it doesn’t show up at all.
my uncle’s great grandfather is going to be looking at this with an abacus that uses a version of MS-DOS made from cats. he’s in a in a rice field with no electricity in 200 b.c. it’s an alternate dimension where everything is reversed and when my psychic channeled him he said it’s still reading from left to right. that might be okay for you but it’s not in 200 b.c. and not in a reversed dimension that doesn’t exist. are we clear?
our email newsletter needs to be fixed so everyone in any dimension or time using any object or irrelevant device can see this properly and order our goofy crap.
by the way, we got your invoice and decided it was too much so we’re not paying.
thanks.
*inspired by client correspondence regarding an email newsletter. what was supposed to be a little project consumed more time and resources than expected. i will not be compensated for the additional hours…shocking.